Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
- Ernie Kovacs
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Gloria Steinem
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
- Helen Rowland
A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.
- William J. Johnston
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
- Robert Frost
It is better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
- Fred Allen
The trouble with being in the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
- John F. Kennedy
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